The Astrology Report from Scary Carrie

HELLO, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS! IT’S TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY ASTROLOGY REPORT, SPONSORED IN PART BY HARPER SUNKWORKS! Dust off your hangover and listen up, you salty bastards! Venus is now partying it up in Sagittarius but having a little spat with Neptune who is staggering home on the walk of shame to Pices on 10/25….

Ouija: Origin of Evil – Art Imitates Life

  Coincidentally, I was booked for a private seance in Beverly Hills through Mystic Journey Bookstore last Friday. I can’t tell you much more than they made me sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement that was as thick as notebook. Was this a celebrity seance? In  a fashion. Was this a serious matter or a lark? It…