HELLO, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS! IT’S TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY ASTROLOGY REPORT, SPONSORED IN PART BY HARPER SUNKWORKS! Dust off your hangover and listen up, you salty bastards! Venus is now partying it up in Sagittarius but having a little spat with Neptune who is staggering home on the walk of shame to Pices on 10/25….
Coincidentally, or maybe not, Shia LeBouf’s life started in its topsy-turvy downward spiral in 2005, the same year that he played Chas Kramer in CONSTANTINE alongside Keanu Reeves. It is clear that he must have been exposed to the occult as part of his “research” for the part as the gopher for a fallen angel….