Scary Carrie’s Weekly Guide to the Planets

  9/12/2016 Mercury squares Mars this day. This means everyone’s head to mouth filter is gone, and there may be some arguments and fights. Not a good day to attend a political rally. It will be all fun and games until someone whips a Molotov cocktail and the riot gear is broken out. Also not…

Weekly Horoscope from the Disgruntled Psychic – Carrie L. Pierce

I know I said I’d do this after lunch and its 2138 so it’s technically after lunch …. hey… My time is money you know. I ain’t running a goddamn charity here, so pay the fuck attention: Here are your goddamn horoscopes ARIES: The first week may be packed with details and fine points you’ve…