By Tony Sokol

Some of you might become uncomfortable as some parts of this film unfold because Pussy Riot is predicting that the next American president is coming Straight Outta Vagina. The political punk band that shook up Putin’s Russia and survived the gulag is confident that Vagina gonna win the race. These revolutionary musicians know that the vagina is tough and dangerous because when their vaginas landed in prison the world listened. The members of the political punk group spent nearly two years in a Russian prison after criticizing Vladimir Putin in their 2012 performance “Punk Prayer” in Moscow’s Cathedral of Christ the Savior and artists from Paul McCartney and Madonna spearheaded a movement that got the musicians labeled political prisoners and ultimately released.

Pussy Riot’s new song and music video isn’t meant to shake up the major labels, they are endorsing a Hillary Clinton presidency. Vagina’s got a lot to say and, if you listen carefully, you will agree that the concepts will contribute to the rearing of a mature person who has a healthy responsible attitude toward the sexual side of his life.

This is by no means the first time Pussy Riot has broadened their social commentary past Russia. They teamed with the Voidoid’s Richard Hell for their first English language song, “I Can’t Breathe,” which was dedicated to Eric Garner. Garner was killed by Staten Island police who used an unlawful chokehold to subdue him. He repeated the words “I can’t breathe” eleven times before he died.

Pussy Riot also shot a video at the Olympics in Sochi in 2014 when six members of the band  were attacked and beaten by Cossack auxiliary police when they tried to stage a protest against Russia President Putin.

Desi Mo and Leikeli47 take the lead on the new song. The video opens in a religious setting and I’m ready to convert.

Straight Outta Vagina

Does your vagina have a brand?

Let your vagina start a band

If your vagina lands in prison

Then the world is gonna listen

My vagina is tough and dangerous

Shaking up the major labels

Vagina gonna take the stage

Cuz vagina’s got a lot to say

Don’t play stupid

Don’t play dumb

Vagina’s where you’re really from

Don’t play stupid

Don’t play dumb

Vagina’s where you’re really from

(Where you from?)

(Where you from?)

Vagina gonna win the race

Vagina gonna play in space

Vagina gonna top the charts

Vaginas fill your shopping carts

Vaginas in the art museum

And people buying tickets just to see ‘em

Put your pussy on a diet

Then paparazzi gonna start a riot

Don’t play stupid

Don’t play dumb

Vagina’s where you’re really from

Don’t play stupid

Don’t play dumb

Vagina’s where you’re really from

(Where you from?)

(Where you from?)

V.A.G.I.N.A.

We got pussy for days

Back up, pussy don’t play

First they come and then they stay

You gon’ always gonna find it when you need it

You gone’ always come back and repeat it

Oh, cuz you know where home is

Go down like you know what dome is

Woah now man I’m losin focus

Va jay jay on hocus pocus

Don’t act like you don’t notice

Girls run it like U.S. Open

Throw a fit right now (right now)

Put up a fist right now (right now)

Cuz you the shit right now (right now)

Probably acting like a bitch right now

Don’t play stupid

Don’t play dumb

Vagina’s where you’re really from

Don’t play stupid

Don’t play dumb

Vagina’s where you’re really from

(Where you from?)

(Where you from?)

My pussy my pussy

Is sweet just like a cookie

It goes to work

It makes the beats

It’s CEO, no rookie

From senator to bookie

We run this shit, go lookie

You can turn any page, any race, any age

From Russia to the states

We tearing up the place

I rip shit like Sinead O’Connor

I wear my vag as a badge of honor

I take pride in the way we rise

One love to Maya Angelou, the 8th world wonder

How we do it all sometimes I wonder

I could play nice so I can bring that thunder

So sad I gotta end right here

But this vagina gotta go make them numbers

Don’t play stupid

Don’t play dumb

Vagina’s where you’re really from

Don’t play stupid

Don’t play dumb

Vagina’s where you’re really from

(Where you from?)

(Where you from?)”